Sasquatch in Six Words

Six Word Micro-Fictions

Proving yet again that I’m years behind all the happening internet memes (this one purportedly based on a Hemingway creation), I submit this STORY IN SIX WORDS.

Bigfoot kissed me on the mouth.

BONUS EDITION: A Southern Gothic version of the same story.

I laid with the skunk ape.

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Two-Sentence Terrors

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Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.” – Robert Bloch (author of Psycho)

In the spirit of resuscitating a year(s)-old internet meme—the Two-Sentence Horror Story:

The Gilt Mirror
Reflected in the large gilt mirror hanging above the living room mantle, I saw my wife step from the hallway into a room past the bedroom and close the door quietly behind her. I clutched at the mantle for support, because there is no room just past the bedroom, and my wife died five years ago in a fire.

Anyone else have two sentences to share?